Steampunk Skeleton

Maybe you're into the whole DIY bit of the Steampunk movement but you're not quite ready to replace your ribs with copper tubing and your lungs with bellows. That's where we come in. We've made a Steampunk cosplay t-shirt that lets you reveal your inner self without exposing any actual vital organs.





Sure it doesn't look quite as cool as being a steam-powered cyborg, but the pluses are that there's no worrying about pressure gauges and less oxidation this way. Trust me. When you gotta get in there and scrub the tarnish off of the thoracic vertebrae, you're going to need a second set of hands. It's even worse than trying to dry your back. Especially if your hands are modded, too.

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USB Desktop Speakers

Crystal USB Desktop Speakers come in many forms - diamonds, quartz, snowflakes and even common salt - and sometimes exhibit interesting special properties. Quartz crystals are piezoelectric and can also be used as an oscillator, taking advantage of the natural resonant frequency of the quartz crystal. These Crystal USB Desktop Speakers have some interesting properties of their own, most notably the ability to output crystal clear audio frequencies. They also look intriguing, certain to attract admirers to your desk.





The Crystal USB Desktop Speakers are the smallest audiophile performance stereo USB speakers available for PCs and Notebooks. Each of the speakers is rated at 1 Watt per channel and are compatible with USB 2.0. The acoustically engineered technology is designed to direct sound waves towards an adjacent chamber. As the high frequency sound waves are shorter than the length of the chamber, the phase difference between the in-coming sound wave and the speaker driver diaphragm approaches 0 degrees. This allows the driver to respond more rapidly to the higher range shorter signals. Conversely, as the wavelength of the base notes is much longer than the chamber, the phase difference approaches 180 degrees. And as the diaphragm is 'dampened' for the base notes, it delivers a more pronounced low to mid range sound and thereby improves the cohesive audio experience.

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Mesh Hammock

Hammocks have been the classic symbol of relaxation and kicking back without a care in the world. Just swaying back and forth on a lazy afternoon and maybe taking a short trip to slumberland. Ahhh...lovely. The only catch is that you need some proper supports to hold up your hammock while you enjoy all this relaxation. This tends to make the hammock a little less portable than we'd like.




The Portable Mesh Hammock solves this problem by having its own support. The steel frame construction folds up easily and sets up in seconds with no tools required. The hammock comes with a compact carrying bag with shoulder straps for hands-free portability. Perfect for relaxing moments, and now you can carry one wherever you go.

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LED Shower Light

Get Bathed with Light. If you're like us, you have learned to flex your schedule to avoid the rush hour of your local city. Some of us get up super early. It's dark, then, and we smell. So we shower because we care about our coworkers. But turning on the bathroom light is too much for our weary eyes and many times we step into the shower before it has warmed up. In a word: it sucks. But the Geek Gods have smiled on us all, when they blessed us with the LED Shower Light.



The LED Shower Light is a brilliant idea. It installs to a standard shower pipe in mere minutes. When you turn the shower on, the water powers a turbine and the LED Shower Light...well, lights up! Blue let's you know the water is chilly. When the water warms up to 89° F (32° C), the light changes to red. Now you can step in and not freeze your giblets off. And you don't even need to turn on the light now, because your whole shower glows. It makes for a much nicer morning, trust us.

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Mini Fridge-Warmer

Deluxe Mini Fridge-Warmer w/ Digital Thermostat

We don't need to give you reasons to invest in a mini-fridge. Especially if you loathe that walk to the community kitchen at the office for fear of running into the annoying sales droid who constantly needs help with his computer.




This heavily portable, 20 liter capacity, mini fridge features a digital LCD display with the current inside temperature so you can rest assured your bottle of Bawls is cold. You can optionally warm that bottle of bawls to 140 degrees, but that would make you dumber than your typical mini fridge user and, as such, devoid of the ability to fix that sales droid's computer and therefore devoid of the need to purchase a mini fridge to avoid said sales droid.

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